The blackened and blasphemous blood that pulses through my Grumpy Metal Veins.
Metal of all kinds has powered me since I was a Grumpy Metal Teenager in the Land of the Long White Cloud. Back in the days when dinosaurs roamed the earth and all we had was dial-up BBSes, trips to the local record store were one of the primary means of finding new music, alongside a bunch of monthly music mags.
This particular Grumpy Metal Guy was first intrigued by a compilation called Masters of Metal, which was advertised on TV. Seeing the cover of Iron Maiden’s Somewhere In Time in the local newspaper was the next enticement down the road to damnation, and was soon followed by heavier fare - Metallica, Slayer, Sepultura, Ministry, Candlemass.
A sampler CD from the Dynamo Open Air led me into the realms of black metal, initially focusing on Emperor, Dimmu Borgir and Cradle of Filth.
A move across the world then opened up the world of live music, and I attended many many gigs over the years in such hallowed halls as the London Astoria, the Camden Underworld, the Mean Fiddler, and the Brixton Academy. As if that wasn’t enough to seal my fate, trips to Wacken, Hellfest, and Brutal Assault changed my life forever.
Grumpy, not Angry
The last big link between metal and Grumpy Metal Guy comes from Angry Metal Guy. I don’t recall exactly how I stumbled across it, but of all the metal review websites on the web, this one resonates with me the most as a reader. The reviews are well written and thoughtful, and chime in pretty much exactly with my tastes. They have a number of articles tacking issues in the metal community more broadly, and these are worth everyone’s time to read. I cannot recommend it highly enough, and suggest that anyone with a passing interest in metal should spend some time trying to discover some new music there - I certainly have!
2022-12-01
#metal
#music
#devin
#disillusion
#syn ze sase tri
#second to sun
#daylight dies
As the skies darken here at Grumpy Labs and winter draws closer, the choice of music being played tends to the darker side… or does it?
Devin Townsend - Lightwork You most certainly can’t call Devin’s latest work dark. It’s very much the opposite of that. The opening track Moonpeople is a whimsical track that sets the scene for much of what follows. Although the end of the album becomes a little darker in places, this is an uplifting album that strips back the layers from previous releases.
2022-11-01
#metal
#music
#halloween
#scotland
#danny elfmare
#nightmare before christmas
#gutvoid
#alice in chains
#saor
#panopticon
October 2022 Halloween is the Grumpy Household’s favourite time of the year, so October is normally fairly spooktacular1 musically. This year was no different, as evidenced by the most played album of the month…
Danny Elfman - The Nightmare Before Christmas “No animal or man can SCREEEEEEAAMMMMM like I can” has been shouted loudly throughout Grumpy Manor2 by all of us so many times that I’ve lost count. This gets played year-round, but during October, it gets a few extra spins for good measure.
2022-10-13
#metal
#music
#blind guardian
#tribulation
#iron maiden
#queensrÿche
#jean-michel jarre
September 2022 Another month, and not enough music listened to. However, it also marked the return of gig attendance, with Grumpy Metal Girl and myself attending a gig together for the first time in nearly 3 years. Was a strange sensation to be sure, but also a welcome one, and hopefully the first of many more!
Blind Guardian - The God Machine I’ve been a massive BG fan since the Imaginations… days, so hearing that the new album was going to be a more stripped back affair brought happy tinglings to this Grumpy Metal Guy.
2022-09-11
#metal
#music
#notmetal
#funky
#old
#shihad
#pseudo echo
#gutvoid
#candlemass
#shylmagoghnar
Prologue In a time, when dinosaurs walked the earth… A young man, known simply as Grumpy, stumbles across something in his home town called a “record store”. In it, many large flat packages are displayed, colourful pictures adorning the front facing card. Enticed by the imagery and the strange sounds coming from boxes mounted to the walls, Grumpy saves his money and begins buying these round black discs, often produced by new and upcoming groups of bards, some local, some from over the waves.
2022-08-07
#metal
#music
#porcupine tree
#archspire
#obscura
#bloodbath
#ghost
Another month of not enough time, and too much music to listen to. Instead of listening to new things, for the most part, I decided to go back in time a little…
Porcupine Tree - Closure/Continuation However, firstly, I finally got around to listening to this. I had held off well past the actual release date to find some time to listen to it on vinyl for the first time. Harridan had grabbed my attention some time ago with it’s blend of newish Steven Wilson and newer PT, so was curious to see what the rest of the album would bring.